Monday, April 11, 2011

How to Adopt a College Student

1. Invite a young college student over for dinner

2. Discover a mutual love for Dutch Blitz 
(A favorite conversation went like this)

Christina:  We'll have to teach Nathan how to play Dutch Blitz.
Nathan: (insert cocky tone) TEACH ME (extra emphasis) how to play Dutch Blitz?

Apparently he already knew how to play and we didn't have to teach him. Sweet!


3. Make the adoption official
(another favorite conversation)

Amy - At the other church in town, they adopt college students
Lani - Then let's adopt Nathan
Amy - We didn't adopt him, he adopted us.

4. Go to his hockey games. 


Brrr!!!
 5. After his hockey game, play six games of volleyball, eat too much raw cookie dough, and play Dutch Blitz, then have your youngest girls take advantage of the tired guy's good nature.

Start with a brown winter hat


Add sunglasses


Add American flag because he's Canadian

Switch hats and add Mom's reading glasses

Add gloves and math problem since he hates math

Top it off with rose, necklaces, and stuffed animal

6. Take his picture for the church directory


7. Make his hair look like Justin Bieber's


8. Plop babies on his lap


9. Share meals, Bible studies, prayer requests, jokes, You Tube videos, Facebook insults. Watch movies. Play lots of games. Stuff with cookies. 

10. Take him on Book Across the Bay with us and rename him "Eric."


11. After he yanked Christina's chain by telling her that Canadians club baby seals as a rite of passage. (Please know he was just kidding), post baby seal pictures on his Facebook wall.

Pretending to be a baby seal


Erica pretends to club him


Erica drags the seal home

12.  Discover you know mutual friends. His Canadian father went to college many moons ago in Southern California with people we met when we lived in Colorado. What a small world.  

13. Let him fight back





  We sincerely hope that's a different carrot
than the one he stuck up Christina's nose.


It's been a fun year.


  Thanks so much for adopting us. 


We'll miss you.



7 comments:

  1. Haha! Lucky that such an entertaining person adopted you! Looks like you all had some great times!

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  2. Aww, it's bittersweet that you have to say goodbye. I enjoyed the funny pictures and your family's sick sense of humor!

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  3. I feel as if I need to learn this Dutch Blitz game this summer. :P

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  4. What great memories! I was adopted by a family I babysat for while in college. We're still in touch and although the kids are grown, they're still family to me.

    I so admire you, Angie. Your family seems so full of love and joy. I want to create that kind of environment for my boys. Thanks for sharing so much of your life! It inspires me.

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