I'm participating in MckMama's Blog carnival, Not Me Monday, where bloggers air their dirty laundry in public under the pretense of not actually doing what they're writing about. Check out the fun at Mycharmingkids.net.
So I recently shaved my legs while taking a shower. I tried to clean the razor afterwards but couldn't get all the hairs out. I put it under the shower head and let the water spray full force. I tried picking them out one by one but that took forever and I couldn't reach some. I wiped it with a washcloth but those stupid hairs stayed put. The hairs mocked me, taunting that they were going to stay and there was nothing I could do about it
Just so we're clear on this, I did not look around the shower and spy my husband's toothbrush sitting on a shelf. He brushes his teeth while he takes a shower. I'm not sure why but maybe this post will make him stop.
I sure wouldn't want someone using my toothbrush for anything other than its intended purpose, so I did not use Keith's toothbrush to clean my razor. That's too gross to even think about. And if I did, I sure wouldn't admit it in public. What would people think? If Keith ever reads this post, I'd have some explaining to do.
By golly, that toothbrush worked pretty good, until I noticed little brown hairs in Keith's toothbrush. Because this story is a figment of my imagination, I did not stand in the shower for five minutes spraying his hairy toothbrush with hot water and picking stubborn short hairs out of it.
It looks really nice now and I vowed never to use Keith's toothbrush ever again no matter how clogged my razor gets. I either need to stop shaving my legs, use Nair, throw the razor away after one use, or use my own toothbrush. (Just kidding)
I did not smile when Keith came home yesterday with a new toothbrush. He said his old one was wearing out. Hmm...ya think?
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